Wherever You Go, Were You Are
by Randa Flannery
GENRE: Paranormal Romance (Comedy)
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BLURB:
The PI business has really gone to the dogs. Literally.
Werewolf Lucy Lyle has just caught a ruff new case: sniff out the stalker preying on a couple of male strippers. Should be easy enough, except it seems that the only scent Lucy’s wolf is interested in is that of the scrumptious new client. Human client. Too bad they’ve sworn off humans for good. But like a dog with a bone, the harried PI is determined to solve the case, facing down the dangers of strip club locker rooms, waxing strips, law professors, smart mouthed police officers, and, worst of all, true love.
Werewolf Lucy Lyle has just caught a ruff new case: sniff out the stalker preying on a couple of male strippers. Should be easy enough, except it seems that the only scent Lucy’s wolf is interested in is that of the scrumptious new client. Human client. Too bad they’ve sworn off humans for good. But like a dog with a bone, the harried PI is determined to solve the case, facing down the dangers of strip club locker rooms, waxing strips, law professors, smart mouthed police officers, and, worst of all, true love.
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Excerpt:
He’s a stripper. His mouth could be carrying a sexually transmitted disease.”
The women giggled and guffawed.
“That couldn’t be it,” Jazz persisted. “You’re a dog. You probably lick your own butt after a good run through the woods.”
She had a point. Sort of. I mean, I don’t really lick myself...my wolf, however.... Well, I try not to think about it.
“Aren’t dog’s mouths cleaner than a human’s?” Andi asked with her typical naivety. It’s one of her charms.
“That’s a myth,” Amelia informed us all.
“And also, I’m not a dog,” I added, in case anybody cared.
“Whatever,” Lillian retorted with a dismissive wave of her hand. “Get back to the point. What’s wrong with Mr. Yummy over there?”
I gave a shrug. “Nothing’s really wrong with him.”
“You got that right,” Andi agreed, her eyes straying Yummy’s way again.
“But he’s too...”
Her eyes jerked back to me expectantly. The whole party watched me, waiting with baited breath. Well...with bad breath, honestly.
“Human,” I finished. “He’s just too human.”
Lucy’s Life Rule #1: Never get involved with a human. It was also Rule #2, 5, 8, and 20.
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
Randa Flannery has an a degree in English and writes a variety of romantic fiction, including suspense, comedy, and urban fantasy. Randa is a member of the Romance Writers of America and lives as an expat with her husband and children in FuYang, China.
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Twitter: @randaflannery
Facebook: authorrandaflannery
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ReplyDeletethanks so much for having "wherever your go, were you are" on the blog today! happy to pop in and out throughout the day to answer any questions and comments.
ReplyDeleteTell me about the title. How did you come up with it? It's a bit of a tongue twister.
ReplyDeletehi, kim. that's actually the first time anyone has asked me about the title, and i kind of expected it to happen a lot! i wanted something that was a funny/cute hint at the story inside and i love playing on words. it goes along with the theme in the story about being proud to be who you are, in this case, accepting the wolf part as well. there are parts of the heroine's past that could have made that difficult. and the villain brings it to light even more. thanks for asking!
DeleteOh!!! I get it now. I was completely confused at first. Thank you.
DeleteI like the rule! Humans are so overrated! hahaha
ReplyDeleteit's true. i don't date humans, either.
DeleteLove rule #1.
ReplyDeleteit's a good rule to have. ;)
DeleteCongrats on the release. The excerpt sounds great. Definitely on my to-read list.
ReplyDeletethanks, linda! i loved writing it, so let me know what you think!
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